Saturday, December 13, 2008

Exclusive Santa photo rocks Vancouver!

It's Santa as you've never seen him before.
A very fit looking Santa Claus was captured in an exclusive photo as he left Vancouver, Canada following a pre-Christmas reconnaissance mission
Friday night.
Scientists have long struggled to explain his incredibly precise annual schedule of Christmas gift delivery in harsh winter conditions, over seven continents and more than 30 time zones.
The photo taken in Vancouver on December 12th appears to confirm a theory that had been discounted for generations.
The nighttime photo shows a fit and focused Santa directly above the Lions Gate Bridge exiting Vancouver after a training run
. He is without his trademark suit, beard and winter hat, a sign, Santaologists say, that he did not want to be recognized.


(Click on the exclusive photo to enlarge)

Santaologists say the photo confirms that Santa's incredible feat is not magic, as postulated in generations of tales, but the result of a year of training and rehearsal with extra time spent in fast growing cities such as Vancouver.
It is believed Santa was in the coastal city to study new routes after substantial growth in several suburbs.
The photo also helps explain the role of Santa's reindeer. Santa is clearly seen flying above the bridge on his own, without any reindeer. It is now believed the reindeer are employed, not to guide Santa as previously believed, but to haul the huge amount of gifts Santa delivers--gifts Santa did not have with him on his solo run through Vancouver.

1 comment:

Guy said...

That's some kinda crazy lighting!